Allow me to introduce my cabinet.

So I recently proposed to Kayla...that she become president. There's no hope for me, nor for my future husband (because I'm gay and he will be gay...probably...I'm not picky). Anyways, Kayla is squeaky clean so I said she should become president and then make me part of her cabinet. I continued that I would like to be a shiny part of her cabinet, like a door pull. And that gave me an idea.


My "office" with it's new piece of furniture.


So now, whenever I need to make an important decision, I can say "Allow me to consult my cabinet." Though I'm probably just looking at porn.