Llamas of equal or lesser value

You should already know that we are HUGE fans of Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess. A few days ago she posted about wanting to purchase a taxidermied pony. Kayla and I totally agreed that this was a much needed purchase for Jenny and led to us contemplating the lack of large, stuffed animals in our own lives.

Kayla: I think I'm more like Jenny than I realize because on Thursday I kept trying to convince the BF to buy this fake stuffed Llama for his new apartment.

me: OMG I WANT A FAKE STUFFED LLAMA! WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?

Kayla: I dunno. It was SO FESTIVE though. It had a sign around its neck that said "HOLA!" It was the happiest miniature fake Llama ever.

me: Where did you see it?

Kayla: Bastille Days. Which? Kind of strange. I bet it would have been sold in 5 seconds flat if it had said "BONJOUR!"And if it had been wearing a beret.

[Cue Google search.]

me: OMG THE REAL MINIATURE LLAMA FARM IS HAVING A BUY ONE GET ONE 

SALE! WE CAN BOTH GET ONE!

Source: ValleyMiniatureLlamas.com 

Kayla: WHAAAAT??? It's really sad that there would be "llamas of lesser value."

me: Yeah :( Will your parents let us keep a couple llamas at their place?

Kayla: No. Probably not. They'll have to be city llamas.

me: We'll just have to get the smallest ones. We'll tell the police they are collies.

Kayla: Yes!

me: If we get two $1000 ones, that's $500 a llama which is a BARGAIN. We'd be dumb to pass it up.

Kayla: SO dumb. Christmas shopping = DONE. LLAMAS FOR EVERYBODY.

me: YES. They even have a package deal. 2 dudes and 6 dudettes for $4k. AND THEN WE CAN MAKE MORE LLAMAS!

Kayla: AHHHH!!!! And then you can make capes from their hair/fur/wool/whateverthefuckllamasaremadeof.

me: YAY!

This is definitely going to turn out well.